Brittany S Pierce updated her status "Things i learned today - Santana likes to lick pussy but doesn't like when pussy licks her"
Noah Puckerman:
I've been sitting here for 15 minutes trying to think of something clever to say, i got nothing. Im just fucking horny as hell.
Sam Evans:
She's pussy whipped!
Mercedes Jones likes this.
Noah Puckerman:
She totally is bro, anything Brittany wants she gets.
Rachel Berry:
Brittany i'm not so sure this is a great thing to say on facebook.
Susan Pierce:
I have to agree with Rachel on this...
Lord Tubbington likes this.
Santana Lopez:
YOURE FRIENDS WITH YOUR MOM ON FACEBOOK??
Susan Pierce likes this.
William Schuester:
You kids really need to not share such personal info on here.
Santana Lopez:
OMG Mr Shue TOO???
Noah Puckerman:
I better grab some popcorn, this getting good. What up Mrs P ;)
Brittany S Pierce:
Hi mom! Oh and I don't get what the big deal is...Lord Tubbington has a rough tongue.. i don't like when he licks me either.
Santana Lopez:
My god this is mortifying...
Quinn Fabray:
I don't think that's the part everyone is talking about Brit..
Susan Pierce:
Hello Puckerman, are you still coming over to clean the pool tomorrow? and Santana i think we are going to create an open door policy from now on.
Mercedes Jones:
Damn Satan all you guys do is have sex, don't you ever get tired of it?
Brittany S Pierce:
Never too tired for sex, we've got a list of places to cross off our list!
Santana Lopez:
Britt, i think we need a list for things we don't talk about in public or in front of your MOTHER. I'm sorry Susan..
Noah Puckerman:
The Puckmeister will see you after school tomorrow Mrs P.
Santana Lopez:
You are not going near Brittany's mom, Susan i'll take care of the pool.
Brittany S Pierce:
Oooh i'll help!! We can skinny dip too! We can cross that off our list.
Susan Pierce:
Okay, i'm going to pretend like this never happened... you two are never being left alone again. I don't care who cleans my pool as long as it gets done tomorrow.
Kurt Hummel:
I don't know why i stick around for these things...
Blaine Anderson:
Ideas for our sex life?
Santana Lopez likes this.
Kurt Hummel:
BLAINE!
Noah Puckerman:
Hell Yes to the skinny dipping, i'm moving into your pool house Brit.
Sam Evans:
I'm coming too!!
Santana Lopez:
I will personally crack all of your nuts if you come anywhere near my girl or her house.
Mercedes Jones:
Oh Hell No Sam.
Santana Lopez likes this.
Finn Hudson:
I'm coming too.
Tina Cohen Chang:
Finn no one likes you.
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